Thursday, 13 February 2014

Great Unified Theory Of Idiocy

"There is something in this more than natural"

Here’s the thing.

What is the biggest issue these days In the animal rights world?

Halal butchery.

What are the biggest issues in Women’s rights?

Female genital mutilation of 170,000 British women, “honour” killings, Muslim treatment of women, gender selective abortions.

What’s the biggest threat to birds?

Wind Turbines

How do we reduce CO2 emissions?

Nuclear energy and fracking.

What’s the best news in decades for anyone distressed by the millions killed by tobacco?

E-cigarettes.

I’m confused.

Why don’t we hear a peep out of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) about halal slaughter?

Why is the sisterhood silent on all the great issues facing women?

When a typical wind turbine kills between 100 and 900 birds a year according to which study you read, why does the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB)  support wind turbines and even have them erected in its reserves?

Why are the global warmists not excited by the 15% fall in US CO2 emissions resulting from shale gas exploitation, but rather have opposed it tooth and nail?

Why are anti-tobacco campaigners so against e-cigarettes when there seems every likelihood that they are totally harmless?

As Hamlet mused in similar confusion;

“’Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.”

So, let’s try and find it out.

First things first. We need to find some common factor that could explain how so many seemingly diverse people could be led to utterly betray the causes to which they devote their lives.  

Suggestions below.

My own Great Unifying Theory to explain these many seemingly unconnected instances of idiocy is that it has something to do with socialism. This is for the simple reason that as far as you are able to check, the vast majority of the activists behind these groups are of a lefty bent.

3 comments:

  1. Well observed.

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  2. The animal right activists surprise me. They are the same ones who don't have a problem splattering paint on fur wearers, but they won't touch halal slaughter which is so cruel to animals.

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  3. My girlfriend and I may be in the minority, but we're both pro-animal welfare AND committed Islamophobes (in fact, the local George Galloway admirer purposefully avoids us - a blessing, I can assure you). Also, my gf hasn't bought into the 'racism' double-think regarding criticism of mohammedanism. In her eyes, misogyny trumps 'racism' regardless of whether the misogynists wear weird beards or cite 'legitimate grievances' etc etc...

    Maybe it's the fact that we're both attuned to our own aggression and can therefore see through the passive-aggressive tactics of the religionists of pieces (a severed head here, an incised clitoris there) and their post-colonial guilt pimp little helpers? Then again, I have to admit that our position could be nothing more than the logical result of equal opportunities misanthropy.

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