Thank Liberal Media Bias for Hillary

  

What difference does it make if I'm a liar!

The donkey stares at the approaching headlights.

The headlights burn brighter and brighter.

“Don’t like the look of those,” it thinks.

What on earth can this mean??

Night turns to stark glare.

Panic grips its throat.

But it’s too late.

Horn blares

WTF…?

Splat!

That’s the state of the Democratic Party. Somehow its presidential candidate presumptive, Hillary Clinton, is struggling against a doddering socialist goofball.

How the hell can this be? She ticks all the boxes. She’s a woman. She is married to a popular former-president. And did I mention that she’s a woman?

Everybody's favourite granma

Not since Reagan in 1980 have the Republicans had such an opportunity to get a real conservative elected. Why, hallelujah, even Mr “Unacceptably Conservative” himself, Ted Cruz, has a real shot at the presidency!

How can this be? Despite the rise of the new media, at the sharp end where most Americans get their news and more importantly their views the Democrats are almost as firmly as ever in control of the narrative.

The PBS Democratic debate a few days ago is a case in point. As a scandalised Breitbart had it:

“on the same day that the Washington Post reports that the State Department issued subpoenas to a family foundation bearing Hillary Clinton’s name as part of a federal investigation, the PBS debate moderators didn’t ask her about it.”

Yep that’s right. Hillary could have drowned some puppies in front of a kindergarten group that morning and the PBS moderators would still have passed over the incident in dignified silence.

Or she could pass around super classified emails to up to 30 staff and brazenly lie about it, again and again.

Or lie to grieving parents about how their sons died in Benghazi.

Or have murdering terrorists freed by hubby’s presidential pardon to help her Senate election chances.

Or have Democrat Kathleen Willey’s kitten whacked as a warning not to testify against her husband in a sexual harassment case.

Or trade multi-million dollar contributions to the Clinton Foundation and speaking fees for favours.

Or giggle on tape about getting the guilty 41-year-old rapist of a 12-year-old girl off “with time served” during her legal career, ha ha.

How do we know that the media would ignore, conceal, or spin such damning revelations? Because they have! All these and many more. 

Hillary gets cute

With all that media wind behind her how could Clinton be struggling against a 70s throwback?

That’s the wrong question. Try this out for size.

How could a candidate who trails more scandals than Michael Jackson had cosmetic procedures get anywhere near even running for president without causing gales of derisive laughter?

The Democrats are not struggling despite Hillary’s royal progress in a glittering media cavalcade, but because of it. Thank America’s media for the Democratic Party’s predicament. They’ve been stitching this Frankenstein candidate together for decades. They’ve managed public perceptions on Whitewater, Travel Office, illegal fund-raising, intimidation of defenceless women, terrorist pardons for votes, Benghazi lies, classified email felonies. For a Republican any one of the above scandals would have sunk him without trace. With the media’s connivance Hillary has sailed right through all of them like a supertanker disperses seagulls.

But now their Frankenstein is coming apart at the seams. The game is up. In New Hampshire silly old Sanders crushed Hillary 60 to 38%. And the exit polls revealed an even more fatal statistic. Asked which candidate was more honest Democrat primary voters plumped for Sanders by 92 to 6. Do 92% of Americans agree on anything else?

The irony is that this vast Democratic asset of media bias is actually working against the Dems this time. Hillary would be a pathetic footnote in history if the media had done their job and exposed her cold cruelty and breath-taking arrogance a couple of decades ago. Instead by managing the Hillary narrative and feeding the Clinton myth they’ve created an unelectable Democratic candidate. The Republicans could nominate Nixon’s disinterred corpse and still be in with a fighting chance.

Thanks MSM. It’s been a while, but you’ve really come through for America this time.